Hello
“新加坡人摸头发来问候朋友吗?” Not an exact quote, but that's the essence some friends in my chu zhong class asked me in China. And here's the reason...

Man, I look like I'm balding, do I need beijing 101???
I never entered any female toilet.
Innocent me getting raped...

Sigh, always the odd one out.

No one, No oonnnee, Noooo OOnnnnnneeeeeee, loves me, the way that statues do...

Therefore I only extend my love to statues...

Shit, I'm going mad, must be the toluene...
Tuesday, December 9, 2008 ; 7:35 PM